This morning I was just minding my own business, eating my breakfast, trying to encourage my kids to eat a bit quicker than the elderly sloth pace they’re accustomed to, when my 4.5 year old says she’s got something to show me. I tell her to eat her cereal before we’re late for an appointment, but she’s insistent. She whispers, “Mama, wanna see my testicles?” – Naturally, I choke to death on my cheerios and burst a blood vessel in my eye coughing. “Your WHAT?”, I asked her suspiciously. “Look – my testicles”, she says, putting the top of her hand under her chin and wiggling her fingers at me. “I’m an octopus”, she says with a smile.
SUPER grateful she tested that cool trick out on me first before we encountered an unsuspecting male out in public today to witness this.
This Bento: Little Lunch Box Co Bento 5
- dried banana chips
- steamed broccoli
- waffle pretzels
- leftover honey garlic smokies (cooked)
- Early Dawn Farm goat cheese curds
- blueberries
- Made With Local peanut butter blondie bar
- Colibri reuseable bag w/sliced apples
