I was reading the girls a bedtime story tonight (naturally one that had 8650 pages) and I accidentally and with malicious intent skipped a few pages in the middle. After reading for another minute or two, my 5yo says “mommy you missed some pages!”. I told her that I hadn’t (rookie move). She insisted I had. I said “how do you know? You can’t even read!” – and she looks at me deadass in the eyes and says “well obviously neither can you because this story makes no sense”.
Shots fired. I am not okay. I am raising a tiny version of myself and I need help.
🔴 This Bento: Yumbox Original in Blue Fish
- leftover top sirloin steak bites
- strawberry yogurt covered pretzels
- steamed broccoli
- gummy bears
- Nature’s Bakery fig bar