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Covid-19 and Self-Isolation

A fun new hack to survive the current covid-19 self-isolation with kids:⁣

Call your kids your coworkers.⁣

Everything is immediately more hilarious. My coworker asked to see my butthole today when she broke into my bathroom stall. I contemplated calling HR but I am HR and no one pays attention to the presentations on personal boundaries anyways.⁣

My coworker takes a dump with the door open.⁣

My coworkers are naked way more than I’d prefer.⁣

My coworker shit herself today.⁣

I had to give my coworker a bath when she barfed on herself at work.⁣

My coworker woke me up this morning by sliding her hand under my nightshirt and putting her finger into my belly button.

See? The world may be crumbling and we’re tuning in to watch President Snow address Panem and District 13 (eerily similar to Alberta) every morning for updates on TV, so might as well laugh while we can. ⁣

For dinner tonight – Tricerataco Tuesday. Pro tip: wrap your hard taco shell in a soft taco shell and eliminate the crumbly mess.
Get your tricerataco holder right here.

Stay golden, Ponyboy. Until next time.⁣

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